Morning KIX Karaoke – “Short People”
By Jen Fox on 9-22-2022
There’s a new surgery available if you want to be to be taller! For just $80,000… a surgeon can break your femurs and put you back together with screws and nails, giving you an extra 2 to 4 inches in height! They’ve also got to stretch out your skin and ligaments, and you might look … Continue reading Morning KIX Karaoke – “Short People”
Morning KIX Karaoke – “Shopping at the Halloween Store”
By Jen Fox on 9-20-2022
It’s not even autumn and ALREADY the Halloween Store has arrived for all our spooky needs… Masks with eyes that bleed? Check. Creepy animatronic zombie that lunges at your ankles when you walk by? Check. Inflatable pumpkins that sort of look like those leaf trash bags when they’re deflated? Check. All that and more when … Continue reading Morning KIX Karaoke – “Shopping at the Halloween Store”
Morning KIX Karaoke – “Disney, It’s a Mess!”
By Jen Fox on 9-19-2022
Things at Disney aren’t going so well! Rides keep breaking down, there’s trash EVERYWHERE, and prices just keep going up! In July, video surfaced of Disney guests escaping one of the log boats on Splash Mountain after it began sinking. Last month, park goers on the “It’s a Small World” ride at Magic Kingdom were … Continue reading Morning KIX Karaoke – “Disney, It’s a Mess!”