Morning KIX Karaoke – “Short People”

There’s a new surgery available if you want to be to be taller! For just $80,000… a surgeon can break your femurs and put you back together with screws and nails, giving you an extra 2 to 4 inches in height! They’ve also got to stretch out your skin and ligaments, and you might look disproportionate… but hey! You’ll be taller!

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